Temp0 – APM (Handlebars SC2 Parody)

SC2 of the song “” by Flobots
(Reuploaded to have less random shots of reddit alien :p)

Here is the thread that inspired it all to happen. http://www.reddit.com/r//comments/jdfcu/how2_improve_your_stutterste…

Huge thanks to AndyOniyate for approaching me with the idea and contributing lyrics, ZeMoose andMisterSkibbles for providing lyrics and a few others from the original reddit thread for making it all possible 🙂 ALSO to Situationalbest for starting the subthread with “I can stutterstep with no metronome….”

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I can play this game with no APM

Look at me, look at me
Hand on my mouse like it’s good to be ALIVE
and I don’t fear the reaper
even when the map is all mountain-y
I can show you how to roast a drone
I can show you how to climb the ladders
I can make a heart with lonely probe
And I can almost get from plat to masters
I know how to plot up sturdy plan
I can tell you about at least 30 LANs
I know all the words to When Im GM
And I’m proud to say Im a nerdy man
Me and my friend saw a flaming bush
Me and my friend made a timing push
And guess whose points we took
I can play any race that I want cuz, look

I can stutter step with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your base even when I’m home
Even when I’m home
Even when I’m home

Look at me Look at me
Just called to say that it’s good to be ALIVE
on such a small map I’m all turtled up
and immune to cheese
I can save money open up with six thors
I can make a living off an ad and stream
I can design an army, just with 4 bro-festors
for your mass marines
I can make new Protoss Robotics
I can make a Brood Lord provide chaotic conditions
I know how run from Vikings
And I can turn your whole mind psychotic
Mutas, Stalkers, Cattlebruisers
Me and my team making random units
I see your lings that patrol in the distance
I can push anywhere with no resistance

But I can lose the game if I overdrone
If I overdrone
If I overdrone

And I can make it splash in your spawning pool
In your spawning pool
In your spawning pool

Look at me Look at me
Rising and I won’t stop
And it feels so good to be
Surviving this drop
My creep is global
Xel’Nagas secured
My army is mobile
Your crying ignored

I can send out a million hallucinations
make him tap out from his lack of patience
Laugh as his army’s evaporating
And make him flip tables from aggravation
I can warp anywhere from my prism
Just if you don’t snipe it
And I can beat every single composition
I’m taking over when I expand

Cuz I can guide a nuke by a minimap
By minimap
By minimap

And I can bust your main with a nydus worm
with a nydus worm
with a nydus worm

I canend us all with a mother ship
With a mothership
With a mothership
With a mothership
With a mothership
With a mothership
With a mothershiiiiiip!

I can play this game with no APM

StarCraft Heroes – Overmind.

Created thousands of years ago by the enigmatic Xel’Naga, the Overmind represents the collective consciousness of the Zerg race. Obsessed with his belief that he exists only to become the perfect life form by assimilating the strongest races in the universe, the Overmind is steadfast in his sacred mission.

Planets StarCraft – XT39323.

The worlds that identify with the Umoja Protectorate have long felt their independence to be a defining characteristic. The Protectorate does not recognize Emperor Arcturus Mengsk’s right to rule all Terrans, and goes to great lengths to ensure that the way of life there is unaffected by the League.

StarCraft Units – Phase Glider.

The reunion of the Aiur protoss and the dark templar was a difficult time for both sides. Overcoming centuries of fear and mistrust that had built up after the exile of the dark templar was no easy task. The unification of technologies that had developed in separate ways over such a long time nevertheless led to sensational new developments among the protoss.

StarCraft Missions – Hand of Darkness.

This mission allows another impressive demonstration of the fact that Mutalisks are extremely strong with +200 HP and an attack bonus. Accordingly, you should prepare yourself for the production of these very early on and also research the corresponding upgrades for air forces and armor.

StarCraft Buildings – Dark Shrine.

The Dark Shrine is a structure on the Protoss Technology Tree. Its only function is to unlock the powerful Dark Templar stealth melee unit at the Gateway and/or Warpgate. The Dark Shrine requires a Twilight Council before it can be warped in.

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StarCraft is a real-time strategy game developed by Blizzard Entertainment and released in 1998. In the same year, the only official expansion, StarCraft: BroodWar, was released, which continues the story of the basic game and includes new game contents. In 2000, the game, including the expansion, was adapted by Mass Media and Nintendo for the Nintendo 64 gaming platform. With more than 9.5 million copies sold, StarCraft was the best-selling real-time strategy game in August 2007. On April 19, 2017, StarCraft was released for free, including the BroodWar expansion and some customization’s.

20 Replies to “Temp0 – APM (Handlebars SC2 Parody)”

This is so well written and performed. The flow matches the original so well, but still the lyrics are relevant and filled with inside jokes and memes. I swear at a lot of points it's matched to the original right down to the syllable. I wish I'd seen this 10 years ago. Better late than never though.

When I was a kid I listened to this song of yours. I think that you are the reason that Handlebars has become one of my favourite songs. I doubt I woulda found it without you. Flobots is an amazing band too. Thanks for making this awesome parody, and all your other ones too, love you man. Always proud to represent your clan in sc2 :D. I'll be grandmaster one day and I'll be repping your clan while I'm at it. I hope you read this, love you Kwame.

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